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I noticed that it could be inferred that I was banging my friend! 8^) ORIGINAL
: I never did a hardcore peel out in my Z. So, the other day, I hit a wet patch, revved hard, dropped the clutch, and BANG BANG BANG BANG, it sounded like my tire was jack hammering the ground. My friend almost shit himself 'cause he thought the wheel came off when I got sideways. DAMN, I didn't know the hop would sound and be that bad. The banging was loud as hell. INFERRED
: I never had hardcore gay sex in my Z. So, the other day, I hit an anus, got hard, dropped my pants, and BANG BANG BANG BANG, it sounded like my dick was jack hammering the ground. My friend almost shit himself 'cause he thought my dick fell out when I got sideways. DAMN, I didn't know gay sex would sound and be that bad. The banging was loud as hell. No, I am not a homosexual or plan on becoming one. And no, I am not a gay basher. If you are gay, hey, more power to ya! Sorry but I like to pitch not catch, and I only throw to hitters without bats. I am merely a bored heterosexual at work with nothing better to do than read my own post and think that I sound gay. It was the phrase "The banging was loud as hell." that started me thinking. Sorry for being such a stupid ass, I'm really, really bored!
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